Butt of the Joke

Let's see. Now if I owned a street cart, I'd probably want to decorate it. And what would I want to decorate it with?

I'm thinking something that would make people hungry for succulent street meat. Or make them yearn for a hot, salty pretzel. Something that just calls out to their stomach like a Shakespearean sonnet. That makes their mouth water. That makes their minds scream, "screw the diet! This level of gluttonous deliciousness is worth it!"



Yup, perfect.

Just a suggestion, but Weight Watchers might want to think about licensing a magnetized life-sized version of this poster and this guy. Who needs to count points when you could have such efficient deterrents of appetite standing guard right outside your very own refrigerator!